bake and shake

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.

"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

by just some random guy January 6, 2009

Milk Shakes

something that brings the boy's the the yard...

Look at them milk shakes!!

by Theresa January 5, 2005

shake the sheets

a phrase used to describe a man and women gettin' down and dirty in bed. also see "bed rock"

i want to shake the sheets with her all night

by bbbbbmmmmgggg November 4, 2013

mullen shake

(noun) a dance that requires you to bend your left knee, maybe even lift up your leg, put your hands in a pushing over motion to the side and say OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Annie did the mullen shake.
Sarah did the mullen shake.
Natalie did the mullen shake.
Chandler did the mullen shake.

by tarn. March 4, 2008

Wake and Shake

The act of waking up in the morning and immediately beginning to masturbate.

I woke up this morning feeling really horny, so I did a quick wake and shake.

by Cambriass January 10, 2011

veener shake

put one foot on the vagina(female) or penis(male) and the other leg on the fudge tunnel and then shake legs as fast as you can creating a new vibrating sensation

Guy: Do you want a veener shake?

Girl: What's a veener shake?

Guy: you just gunna have to trust me...

Girl: OMG!!! $^%*&$%^#$%&

by Joey Zuniga August 3, 2007

Shakeology

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.

Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.

by TonyHerton August 16, 2012