Fo Shigger My Nigger

Used instead of Fo Shizzle My Nizzle. Or as a greeting or interjection at a good time, one person will say Fo Shigger, followed by the other saying My Nigger

Klark Kent Klarkson: Fo Shigger
Kyle Kunt Karl: My Nigger
or
Klark Kent Klarkson: I just pulled a dirty javier
Kyle Kunt Karl: Fo Shigger My Nigger

by BigDickCheney69 March 3, 2026

The Smiggler

When she says, “Finger me,” and you go, “Yeah, yeah,” but then you slide your dick in instead. She pauses, blinks, and goes, “Wow… your fingers are tiny.” That’s the moment you die inside, grab your jeans, and spiral into a crisis that ends at a shady massage parlor, where someone finally says the words you needed: “So big.” And now? Yeah, now you’ve got a type.

“Bro… I pulled a total The Smiggler last night. Thought I was slick, went in without warning. She hit me with ‘Didn’t know your fingers were that small.’ I haven’t recovered since.”

by TheSmigglemaster July 10, 2025

shit on a shingle

Dried beef frizzled and then creamed and finally ladled onto a piece of toast. Ground beef could also be used to make this Army delicacy aka SOS.

Dad: Mom's making shit on a shingle for breakfast!
Me: SOS I'm outta here, time to cruise the highway and create misery

by skunkyskank June 4, 2018

Shit on a Shingle

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

hang out a shingle

Verb phrase. To start a business.

This refers to old shops or guilds in the 1800's and before, where their business name was carved on a piece of wood called a shingle, which they would hang out over their front door for pedestrians to see.

"Your sister graduated Law School last week? When will she hang out a shingle?"

by anonymous June 15, 2021

Single as a shingle

When one is single to the extreme and needs to be eaten like a snack while singing "All the shingle ladies, all the shingle ladies"

Denise is single as a shingle and gets eaten like a pringle

by EatMeLikeAPringle August 30, 2021