Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.
by jimbob (one and only, chesney hawkes stylee) December 18, 2003
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Get the Shift mug.(1) Something that is so "bad" it's cool. (2) The act of being sketchy but in a mildy amusing way. (3) Complete disapproval of actions that a person has done.
(1) The fat bartender was wearing a thong and when she bent over we heard it snap which was so shife. (2) My buddy later took home that bartender but only after he was being shife. (3) We all thought that was awfully shife of him.
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To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
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To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
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