by #GotEm March 27, 2020

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.
Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.
by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021

A stupid chef who is still obsessed with Alyssa Johnson and he's really annoying tbh roller skating is his life and he must be blind because he can't see that some people like him and that annoys them and me and he thinks he's so cool but really he just has a big toe and makes pasta
by Dudeilovedanhowell November 19, 2016

by Yayay1010 May 2, 2022

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?
by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022
