Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex

He just pulled off a Shane Butts!

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

Shane

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.

Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.

by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021

shane

A really mean person

man shane is hurtful

by "oh yeah" from kool aid man November 10, 2020

Shane oraz

gay junkie cunt

oi look its shane oraz the junkie

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019

Shane

Being a wood rank in Rocket League

“I think we can win this , that player is totally a Shane”

by Yayay1010 May 2, 2022

Shane

Shane is a fluffy black hair guy. He is a great friend but goes threw so much. He is a blue greenish eyed fella and is very hot. He has a massive dick and will fuck anyone. he goes for short blonde but has many brunette girl best friends. His girl best friend Marie is a complicated girl she causes arguements a lot and changes the story but she is fun to hang out with just not a good friend. Shane likes Marie in a friend way .but his other gbsf her name is Jasmine and she has short brown hair they’ve been bsf since elementary and she has liked him for a while there are rumors going on that Shane and her are talking .but Shane is denying it to everyone while Jasmine is telling some people that they are. Is jasmine lying or is Shane. Who knows?

Hey Shane is it true you and Jasmine are talking?

by -Owen stibor May 13, 2022