The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
Get the post secretmug. When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.
After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
Get the emo secret santamug. by James April 20, 2005
Get the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharinganmug. The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004
Get the The Terrible Secret Of Spacemug. Now we all know Sammy the creator of worldwide yeah yeah Sammy' s closest friend currently is zabrang. But Something happened Sammy and Zabrang had a quarrel. So we are going to talk about this. Sammy was just bored one day abd decided to prank zabrang. He pretended that he was angry at her and he probably took it too far. Zabrang begged Sammy to tell her what was going on but Sammy refused. Then later zabrang told lexy about what was going on between them and lexy confronted sammy about it. Sammy felt sad because he thought he and Zabrang were close enough to tell each other anything that was going on. Sammy didn't reply Lexy then he told zabrang that he was just pranking her. Zabrang got annoyed and Sammy begged her to forgive him then after zabrang did so Sammy told her whatever he and Zabrang are having a quarrel should be between both of them because Sammy thought they were both close enough to trust each other sammy couldn't be angry at her at that moment because he knew it was his fault but he told her she shouldn't do it again so they both agreed then on that same day Zabrang thought sammy was still mad at her buh Sammy wasn't. So instead of zabrang to tell Sammy about it instead she told enoch to help her beg Sammy to tell him that she's sorry
by Ebuksam October 16, 2022
Get the Secrets of worldwide participantsmug. 
a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
Get the secret open relationshipmug.