santa rosa high

The school that is know for artquest, and not for sports. Theres tons of bi ppl, all of them being girls. We have hella posers. All the preps wear too much fucking orange and black, and we suck at football. Honestly why do we even try. Artquest is the only good thing about the school and like the outside and location.

Kendall: "I'm such an artquet kid"
Meredith: "shut up. Your not i am"
Maggie: "I love mexicans."
Ben: "Wanna hear me play my accordian?"
Random ppl: Those are artquest ppl right there. Weirdos.
Random person 2: Dude their not even wearing orange and black and its friday!!!
Bella and Issy: Shut up. That's a horrible color combantion. Retards...
Prep: I love Santa Rosa High...

by Izze October 21, 2007

Santa screwed me

A basic, blunt way to let your friends know you got nothing you wanted for Christmas.

"Have a good Christmas?"

"It was ok, but Santa screwed me."

by Cheesy and dangerous. December 30, 2014

Santa Cruz Slurpy

Licking semen from your hand after giving a handjob in public.

Bro 1: Yo did you hear about Kelly's Santa Cruz Slurpy?
Bro 2: Yeah bro, I saw her lick her hand right after sitting under a blanket with Blake!

by CSBoi October 25, 2016

Solitary Bad Santa

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.

There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.

by Hodeesen December 11, 2010

Santa Rosa High

A legit school, brings in kids from all over for its artquest program. Know as one of the most bitchen and easiest schools in sanoma county. Its pretty hard to find someone who doesnt drink or smoke the ganj. Terrible color combo that all the freshys and preps make their wardrobes out of. Basicly the best school around, not for sports

"Dude, did you know that chick over there smokes weed?"
"Duh dude, this is santa rosa high, even the artquest peeps party hardy."

by Nor cali stoner February 12, 2010

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003

UC Santa Cruz

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.

*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 29, 2019