Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

Sandy

The most beautiful flower, not only in Bikini Bottom, but also in the solar system. Having a Sandy as a friend is a blessing which only comes to a small number of people. Sandys are passionate, kind and empathetic. They also tend to be crazy, but mostly the good kind.

“What is your friends name?”
“Her name is Sandy”
“Wow, you are kidding. I didn’t know you were chosen like that.”

by sandysfriend July 16, 2025

sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend

yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.

by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

Sandy Pancakes

Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.

Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.

by RobottoTree January 21, 2025

Sandy

Sandy is the most down to earth girl you could ever meet. Her heart is made of gold. If you have the honor to be in her life, never let her go. She exudes warm and radiant energy, her passion for you will never end. Her attention to detail and loyalty is unmatched. A Sandy is a poet at heart and everyday will feel like Valentine’s Day. Romance is Sandy’s middle name. In occasion, she will eat boys souls for dinner, but don’t be afraid- this is how her beauty maintains its shine.

I just love the way Sandy makes me feel.

by L.Mott November 23, 2021