SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.

Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.

by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010

Sad Case

Sad case is mostly used by females with the name Julia, Or Tressa. Sad case meaning something is very tragic and is impossible to do even though you want to.

Girl: Come and see me
Guy: Thats a sad case. You live states away.

by Zycic March 9, 2020

Face-Sad

The act of becoming sad and/or depressed when viewing pictures on Facebook where all the people seem to be having fun and you're sitting at home...on Facebook.

Was checking out my ex on Facebok yesterday. She's always going out partying and having fun without me, it made me Face-Sad.

by Jarlso October 21, 2010

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

sad tarantula

A term to be used when something makes you sad, miserable, or otherwise, and you don't desire to be a fluffy bear.

A: Man, the doctor just said I only have three days to live...
B: Sad tarantula :(((
A: Dude, that's so much cooler than being a sad panda.
B: Right? Anyways good luck.

by AaronWW September 1, 2011

sad camper

when narlos doesn’t follow you and follows your bff and she was the 26 person he was following and now you’re NOT a happy camper

“narlos just followed me!” “And he doesn’t follow me? i’m a SAD camper right now.”

by sad camper November 24, 2018