With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”
I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022

by nakaknak December 14, 2007
