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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.
I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...
by Master Produkt May 8, 2018
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Sword Swallowing

When a girl takes a guy's dick down her throat like a magic trick.
"Man, you're good at swallowing my sword!"
"Sword swallowing is my favorite magic trick, though it tends to get messy."
by The_Original_Deep_Fried_Meme September 11, 2018
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers
Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword
by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022
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Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.
“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.
by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022
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struggle sword

A male phallus that cannot get hard ( erectile disfunction )
I woke up next to this fat beast the next morning, man did I have a "struggle sword"!
by nakaknak December 14, 2007
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