Phil Swift

A god to all human beings. Creator of flex tape family of products
Shall you disrespect Phil
you shall get sawed in half like the boat that Phil brutally murdered
And any opponents to Phil will get severe brain damage and possession into loving Phil

Phil swift is a god
Phil swift is superior
Phil is better then you

by Phil Swift's bestie September 4, 2022

swift night bunny

Unseen, unheard, twack star production; jacking people's shit in the night.

"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."

by Of The Similar September 6, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Taylor Swift

Also known as the music industry, born on December 13th, 1989 is a global superstar. Taylor Swift possesses three cats which two are girls and one a boy, Olivia, Meredith, Benjamin. Taylor Swift as of 2022 has nine studio albums, and two rerecorded (Taylor's Version) albums; Fearless (Taylor's Version) and Red (Taylor's Version). In order, Taylor Swift (2006); Fearless (2008); Speak Now (2010); Red (2012); 1989 (2014); Reputation (2017); Lover (2019); Folklore (2020); Evermore (2020); Fearless (Taylor's Version) (2021); Red (Taylor's Version) (2021), are all the albums that she currently has released. Lover (2019) up until Red (Taylor's Version) (2021) she owns. Any album circa 2006 - 2017 Taylor does not currently own and is rerecording to gain control and slapping (Taylor's Version) branding on each new rerecord. Taylor Swift is a force of nature so do not mess with her because her fandom will either come for your head or she may write a certified bop about you. :):):)

Taylor Swift - Also known as; Blondie, T-Swizzle, Tay Tay, Mom, T-Swift, CurlyHead, Cat Lady, the list could go on forevermore ;)

by Nils Sjberg March 21, 2022

Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024

taylor swift

literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated

person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!

by anonymous 72 April 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

The woman who Kanye West made famous.

"for all my southside niggas that know me best i feel like me and taylor might still have sex why i made that bitch famous, goddamn. i made that bitch famous. for all the girls that got dick from kanye west, see 'em in the streets give 'em kanye's best, why? they mad they ain't famous. they mad they still nameless."
- THE ONE AND ONLY GOAT, GOD, KANYE MOTHAFUCKIN WEST!!!
taylor swift (shit) is a desperate bitch, stay away!!!

by pani puri enjoyer December 1, 2023