Subway surf

A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.

Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it

Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.

Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)

by Chevreentusiast May 9, 2022

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Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy

"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "

by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024

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Dictionary surfing

Reading random words in a dictionary, either urban or paper.

I was extremely bored, so i went dictionary surfing.

by mirmirladybug November 27, 2012

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Belly surfing

Tumbling or tripping onto one’s stomachal area and catching momentum to glide or surf

Amelio was tripped and started belly surfing down the sledding hill

by Pollyy January 8, 2022

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nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

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