Beer Surfing

When one drinks beer in spaced out intervals through out a long period of time in order to stay constantly tipsy without crossing over into full-blown drunkedness.

"We beer surfed throughout the weekend."

"Hah. Beer surfing's just expensive. Why not just get loaded? "

"Because we had a good time and absolutely no hangovers to speak of."

by madkat9 March 10, 2017

Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.

Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.

by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016

surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 15, 2016

Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

Surf club

An exclusive club to those who can finish an alcoholic beverage while wakesurfing without a rope and pass the empty vessel back to the boat without falling.

I want to join surf club

by Wake maker January 22, 2017

Lift Surfing

Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.

I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.

by The Ultimate Lift Surfer December 25, 2020

Surf and turf

Things that hop, crawl, walk, and swim all on a platter.

The surf and turf was deicious.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021