tranny surprise

1. When a transitional year intern inappropriately transfers a patient out of the ICU, usually late in the day and when the MOD is busiest

2. When a romantic date takes an unexpected turn for the worst...OR opens new doors (and possibly an orifice) previously unimagined.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

1. That bloody intern dropped a tranny surprise on me and I have 4 consults pending in the ER

2. The turtle neck and inguinal bulge should have prepared me for the tranny surprise that I experienced after taking Judy home for a hookup and post-coital chocolate chaplin

by Yorgin August 6, 2011

Surprise Butt Secks

When you slide your juicy butterfly knife into someone's rectum in TF2.

Do you like surprise butt secks?

by jethoigga10169 October 22, 2018

the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.

I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.

by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010

turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.

Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise

by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Nasty Nalga Surprise

Comes from the spanish word, "Nalga" which is slang for butt. When you're making out with a fine ass lady and you take off her pants and her ass is full of pimples, or celulite, looks like cottage cheese, or any other kind of unpleasant surprise.

I was about to stick it to this hoe Cindy, when she liffted up her skirt and BANG!!!! Nasty Nalga Surprise.

Dude that sucks..so did you bang her?

Yea.

by NastyMammoth June 29, 2007