stanking

A fad similar to planking, popular in recent years among college-age youth, whereby photographs are taken of couples engaged in "underwater smoking" with the signs stating the prohibition of such activity appearing in the background. The subjects in these photographs can be either clothed or unclothed. A planking position is assumed by one party who positions his/her face directly in the twatular area of the other party and performs or simulates cunnilingus on the other party who may be reverse planking or in some other creative position.

Unimpressed by Shawna's dare to perform a planking stunt, when it was his turn, Everett challenged her to participate in a stanking photo. Pictures of them performing this stunt ended up in the newspaper the next day heavily censored, of course; but from their positions, and the sign behind them reading "underwater smoking is prohibited" it was all too obvious that they were engaged in a public, naked stanking.

by W. Wolfe October 18, 2012

Sacking

The act of using ones testicles to engage in anal intercourse with another.

Would you like to sack my ass?
Sure, I wouldn't mind some sacking right now.

by Bahaacool September 5, 2017

Stalking

A female or females who are secretly following you around with you knowing or without you knowing because she/they are odsessed wants to have sex with you because you make her horny

I think somebody is stalking me

by Potent penis in the anus August 25, 2020

Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.

I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.

by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

stuffing the stocking

1. The act of a man ejaculating into a sock. This term has been most commonly used by lonely men who find the need to masturbate around christmas time. And also by horny elves

Man 1: "Hey so are you gonna go try to find yourself some christmas poon?"
Man 2: "No no I'm tired of striking out. I think im just gonna go stuff a sock."
Man 1: "Merry Christmas and enjoy stuffing the stocking! now im gonna go get me some ho ho hoes

by MoGameDenYou December 18, 2010

smacking

1. awesome; incredible; great; fantastic
-can also be used as-
2. horrible; useless; bad quality
3. Interjection

That was a smacking performance!

What smacking sound quality...

Smack that!

by The Indian Nerd:Akshaya (jk!) March 25, 2010