A black squirrel. Generally larger than your average red squirrel. They look at you with their mean little beady eyes and laugh at your dogs as they tease them.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
It's a dog's personal life goal to catch one of these mangly little beasts.
John: Was that a dog that just bounded across the street?
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
Petunia: No man, that was a gangster squirrel.
John: Way cool dude.
My dog was rolling around contentedly in some dead fish, when he spotted a gangster squirrel making it's way up a tree. He ran towards it, barking maliciously. The g-squirrel laughed and continued up.
by theotherwhitemeat August 04, 2009
A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.
by Sansastic May 11, 2010
When a woman takes both of a man's testicles into her mouth and fills her opposing cheeks with each of them. As a squirrel would do.
by The Loneliest Nacho November 18, 2007
A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues
Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::
by Vulg4r November 10, 2006
Sex position in which the female is sprawled on the bed, face up. The man stands up on the bed and proceeds to wrestling jump on her, aiming for the vagina.
I totally flying squirreled this bitch last night. I missed the first 26 times, but it was totally worth it.
by grass itch November 14, 2014
by Skott December 13, 2004
Also know as the female genitalia. Many refer to heidi as a sacred prize...An animal that is tough to catch and very fun to play with...they are also great at protecting there mans nuts!
by Powerbar487 August 01, 2011