Slug

Whore, slag, a man who says he roughly knows his body count

This man is a slug

by Mikibabe June 7, 2025

Burritto Slug

And all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! The best creatures ever. They like to snuggle and eat your lunch ;) they are amazing and give very special huggsss! When you ahev a burritto slug, you can't let it go or it will eat THE WHOLE TOWNNN! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). They are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. If they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. There are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH BANANA SLUGS

THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH! THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH!

by iamaburrittoslugjealous? October 12, 2012

Slug

A large amount of a controlled substance racked into the shape of a thick line (slug) as it creates a slug like trail across the surface it’s poured onto

Dude 1: Hey bro, you’re sweating man, maybe you’ve had too big of a slug

Dude 2: Yeah man, I’m feeling fucked I need water, that slug has killed me off

by YP420 April 25, 2022

Slug

A fat long uncut cock typically without no veins

Matt has a giant slug

by Omar1923 February 25, 2025

Slug

a penis, a large erected piece of skin. that causes orgasms

oh mate can i slip my slug in ya

by slippery slug June 10, 2019

Cum Slug

To ejaculate a long, thick and solid stream of cum, similar to a slug

Her: cum on my back
Me: *cums*
Her: something feels heavy

Me: Uh oh, Cum Slug!

by PapiZapotec June 2, 2024

Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021