The secret held during sex when you've taken a shit within the last half an hour prior to the act. In many cases, this can be discovered because of a lingering smell, of which you are also most likely paranoid about the entire time.
Seymour could not hold his shit while waiting for Suzanne to come over, so he quickly let it out before she got there. He kept his post secret quiet until she asked him what the smell was.
by seymour_plus_suzanne November 20, 2011
Get the post secretmug. When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.
After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
Get the emo secret santamug. by James April 20, 2005
Get the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharinganmug. The "terrible secret of space" is that it is infinite, as hard a concept as that is for some people to wrap their heads around.
The pusher robot pushed grandma out into space, and she never came back from the opposite direction. Guess space is infinite after all.
by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004
Get the The Terrible Secret Of Spacemug. a relationship in which both parties participating fuck and chill but are in no way committed to each other and still see other people but don’t tell anyone they’re in a relationship
person 1: “yo is that chick single? do you think i can smash?”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
person 2: “ i heard she was in a secret open relationship”
person 1: “bet, imma slide”
by cloutdaddyD June 7, 2019
Get the secret open relationshipmug. Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".
It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.
P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.
Enjoy your shock therapy
It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.
P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.
Enjoy your shock therapy
by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022
Get the Thor's Secret Powermug. the best spotify playlist ever made. talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.
by pissbabymilf February 27, 2021
Get the shrubbs secret shrubbmug.