rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.

Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".

by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020

Round Queen

The female equivalent to a Short King.

A woman who realizes that her excess of weight has nothing to do with her perception of her own self worth.

You can’t be a round queen if you are not 100% comfortable with being round.

by not_ok June 14, 2023

round teeth

bullets, especially from a rapper

Ludacris:
Bullets gather 'round
Then i shoot rounds of round teeth

by 9 to be fine May 11, 2003

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

round-tuition

College expenses for procrastinators.

Some colleges allow you to wait till later to pay for your courses; perhaps this could be a standard "round-tuition" policy for alumni who did well in class.

by QuacksO April 9, 2023

Riding round in a rover

The first sentence to the rap "Riding Round in a Rova"

Riding round in a rover, If I see opps and it's over, I'll send man straight to Jehova when I take shots like M. Sharapova.

by Bluebomb716 January 23, 2023

Ate a round

Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic

That Tank Ate a round.

by GermanDoge October 4, 2023