captain ron

The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.

"Sounds like a pirate."

by andyfellovernet July 14, 2003

A-a-ron

You done messed up, A-a-ron!

"A-a-ron!"

"It's Aaron."
"YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON!"

by Daniel SexualBanger May 8, 2018

Spawn of Ron

The true name of the wack-job Rand Paul. Although he may seem to be more mainstream than Ron Paul, he is the same freakshow, pot loving, economically moronic, isolationist, anti-Semite, America-hating bastard as Ron Paul.

Although I am agree with a few of his stances, I can NEVER bring myself to say anything good about the Spawn of Ron.

by He who drinks no kool-aid March 15, 2013

moo'ron joker

These are insensitive jokers, who can make mean jokes about others, in the name of sense of humour by calling others endless names from 'ugly puppy or cute monkey' to names slanderous beyond 'bitch', depending upon their moods, making humiliationg jokes about others, publicly.

But, they start crying or moo'ing in anger, when somebody tries to make jokes about them, in the same manner or even slightly.

1) Be careful..he is just a moo'ron joker..dont bother to react or retaliate, for he is too delicate or sensitive.

2)He is such a cry baby, yet he keeps making endless mean jokes about everybody...sure he is a moo'ron joker.

3)Hey now stop! you moo'ron joker! you dont want others to hurt you back.

by Petersonn December 11, 2005

Smiley Ron

Man who acts like a woman in order to flatter members of the same sex, gain homosexual online relationships, get free loot, or to disguise himself as a "spiritual warrior" and "ghost hunter."

Damsonrrhee pulled a "Smiley Ron" when he told online friends he was a she.

by Katonfire September 29, 2008

Little Ron

n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.

Have you seen what happened to the boss? The stress has caused him to Little Ron

by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015

Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016