Toxic Relationship

A relationship that typically your entails your whole day being ruined by 9 AM.

Me and my ex-girlfriend Sarah definitely had a toxic relationship back in college, you didn't know if you were going to wake up with a frying pan to the head or a blowjob.

by CommonSimp January 26, 2023

Mutual Photo Relationship

When a couple meets online and then bases their relationship off of photos shared by the other person in the relationship.

Stoner D-Bag: This girl on Omegle totally sent me this pic of her naked on an ironing board.
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Oh, you're having one of those "Mutual Photo Relationships" ...sexy
Stoner D-Bag: You're just jealous cuz I have a girlfriend and you don't!
Stoner D-Bag's Friend: Get back to me when you get in her pants...

by Karla6969696969 September 20, 2011

Flip-book relationship

The state in which one finds themselves when they begin to have so many one-night-stands or fuck buddies that that these individuals merge into one to resemble a relationship- devoid of real emotion. This is either an intentional way of life (and all power to you if it is) or adversely extremely detrimental to ones self-esteem and perhaps a barrier between you and someone who wants to be with you because, consciously or subconsciously, you define yourself as 'taken'.

So'n'so: Why can't I meet some nice?

Other so'n'so: Because you're in a flip-book relationship

by FannyBrat June 1, 2014

fuck-in relations

live-in relations. (Those who are in live-in relations definitely engage in sex. Then why not call it fuck-in relations?)

They have been in fuck-in relations for years.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 13, 2014

social media relationship

A relationship which occurs only on social media. The only time the "couple" hangs out is to take pictures of themselves and post it on social media

"Did you hear about Zack and his girl? They pretty much have a social media relationship"

by papamurph43 May 23, 2017

Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

That Alex and Amanda Relationship

This is the relationship that all people dream of. The Alex is easy to depend on and a joy to spend time with, while the Amanda is fierce, athletic, and intelligent. Both are incredibly talented in the performing arts, and they also rule the world of glow-ups. This is the kind of relationship that every person should dream of.

“Wow, I would kill for That Alex and Amanda Relationship”
“Wouldn’t we all?”

by Elphaba 2.0 December 28, 2017