cold reading

The art of fishing for information, while leaving the person being fished thinking that you gave _them_ the information.

As used by phony TV "psychics"

I used to think John edwards was Psychic, but no I realise that he was cold reading all along.

cold reading by I know! February 8, 2004

Reader Despair Syndrome 

Anxiety caused by not keeping up with one's Internet reading, particularly longer articles and a flood of tweets.

Man... Reader Despair Syndrome... 100 plus new tweets every 10 minutes.

Reader Despair Syndrome by rperazag June 20, 2010

are you ready? 

In BDSM, D/s code phrase for, "Are you in your role?" A Dominant will ask his submissive this just before a scene. If the sub needs a few minutes more, this is the time for him/her to mention it. If the sub's answer "Yes, Sir/Mistress" then the scene is on.

Dom: "I'm coming by in 20 minutes with a friend. Same as last time: take your top off; on your knees; him first, then me. Do not speak unless you're spoken to. Are you ready?"

sub: "Oh, YES, Sir!"

are you ready? by Kitten (sub) March 13, 2008

The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

The person who's reading this by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021

aww ready 

A saying widely used in Texas. Meaning i back you 100%.

I 'm about money, clothes, and hoes. Aww Ready.

aww ready by Billy Williams June 3, 2006

reading festival 

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

reading festival by adam October 9, 2004

legal, single, and ready to mingle

when a single person becomes 18 years of age and is ready to legally date.

"Hey tom are you legal yet?" "i'm legal, single, and ready to mingle"

legal, single, and ready to mingle by zachariah smith October 21, 2008