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rackcent 

A condition that afflicts well-endowed female speakers. It prevents male (and sometimes female) listeners from comprehending what is said due to their complete fixation on the speaker's breasts, or rack.
Busty woman: "Excuse me, but could you direct me to Main Street?"
Enthralled man: "I'm sorry, could you repeat that, please? I'm having trouble with your rackcent."
rackcent by Mask of Mirth June 2, 2009
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Skeeter Racked 

The act of quickly running up to an object, person, or place and skeeting on said object, person, or place.
Dude, I just skeeter racked your dog.
Skeeter Racked by Weeeelldone June 24, 2007
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Racker - Someone who successfully collects sports memorabilia, such as autographs or sports cards that they have been trying hard to obtain.
Ex. “You are lucky you got that Willie Mays’ Rookie Card! You are such a RACKER”.

Ex. “Man, I can’t believe you got Michael Jordan’s Autograph! You are such a RACKER”.
Racker by srrgfs January 9, 2010

meat racket

(n) A term, originating in Central Maryland, used to describe music disliked by the individual. The music in question can range from a single song to an entire music genre. This term is widely used in Howard County.
Tracy: Country music is such a meat racket; I can't stand it!
meat racket by srad September 21, 2014

100 racks 

1 rack = $1,000 or a "G"
100 racks = $100,000
100 racks by Baller McJenkins July 27, 2007

racketlon 

A combination sport, involving table tennis, squash, badminton and tennis. Each sport is played against the same opponent up to 21 points. The winner of the overall match is the player with the most points, rather than the player that wins the most sets.
Steve: "What's the best sport in the world?"
Magnus: "I believe that's Racketlon".
racketlon by Collins December 2, 2004
A condition affecting employees of Rackspace Ltd, caused by:

i) long-term exposure to rack mounted servers and appliances;
ii) having your face pressed into a rack by a senior data centre gang member;
ii) excessive inhalation of PSU exhaust.
"Yo Chris, get your ass outta the DC dude, you're starting to get rackface".

"I'm sorry sir, you appear to have a severe case of rackface. I prescribe life".
Rackface by MrPT January 20, 2009