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rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.
"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."
by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013
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Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.
Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!
by newyorkkk February 23, 2014
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rubber guy

A dude thats lame and or soft .... Someone who tries too hard to fit in and stretches the truth ...... Lame ass nigga that uont fucc wit unless you have to ...... A fun dummy that u keep around just to joke and tlk shit and send on cigar runs
Look at this ol rubber guy ass nigga ...
... Chris stay getting played by these bitches he a straight rubber guy ....

Wtf you looking at rubber guy ....

This nigga claim he smashed ol girl idk why he he stay on that rubber guy shit
by SpizzlemaCc March 5, 2020
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Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis
Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"
by toxicwaste October 22, 2008
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Rubber Duck

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?
by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025
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rubber ducky

Titty fucking, boobie sex, etc...
Having "sex" with a girls cleavage.
I was doin' some rubber ducky with this ho and I gave her a pearl necklace!
by ontheup January 1, 2005
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rubber ducky

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.

made of either plastic or hard rubber

also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)

it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024
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