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jim rome

Sportswriter who is a fuckin idiot. Simply just trashes other pople and athletes. I would kick his ass if i had the chance. His show comes on the in the afternoon on ESPN. Jim Everett laid him out on TV cuuz he is such a fuckin dick.(see ebaumsworld.com and go to videos/sports)
"Wow Jim Rome is so fuckin gay"
by LaRon May 19, 2006
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Rodeo Sex

when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
by jabruno December 22, 2008
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rodeo head

1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.

2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event

3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
by CrackerJackings December 11, 2007
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rodeo champion

When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.

Todd: Why?

Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.

Todd:...Dude.
by Matt Z. January 9, 2009
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Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
by Duckwalk August 30, 2010
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Romero's Law

The point in a conversation of any topic where Zombies or the Undead are brought up. Similar to Godwin's Law, in that, whomever brings up Zombies has automatically lost the argument.
Original Post: "I have a question for you all. When recruiting/interviewing/hiring how do you rank qualities/qualifications of a candidate?"

Response: "I use one based on an old example of a previous work situation, but I leave out the names of clients. Then ask them how they would go about solving it. There is one that I'd like to use to test a persons character and reaction by throwing in something totally random to find out what they would say. Like, there's news that a zombie outbreak has happened in the city, what would you do next?. Something like that would open up a persons true character, but I'm not brave enough to bring that up, maybe you should and tell us how it goes ;D"

The response invoked Romero's Law
by Master Dingo October 5, 2011
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Rome Pony

An awesome sexual act of vague description that would offend your Gram.
He bought her three drinks at the bar and later she gave him a rome pony!
by occasionalpants May 11, 2015
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