queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

Drama Queef

When you're being dramatic and your vagina decides to queef the fuck out.

Amy's being quite the drama queef today..

by SpaceVagina December 12, 2017

queef booty

When you drill it home in the pootie hole and the pootie hole drills it back.

I was hitting April in the brown eye when that queef booty blew my dick out.

by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

queef smuggler

When you collect someones queef in a jar and release it in another room

Pippa was a known queef smuggler, she smuggled Mairianne's queef into the dining room last tuesday.

by Mr Q. Smuggler January 4, 2011

nose queef

A squeaky sneeze

Danal-*sneezes*

Nadeau- lol nose queef!

by 01dc2itr October 18, 2015

snapper queef

When a lady farts out of her lady parts, sometimes causing lip flappage when it sneaks out the front. Can be quite ticklish, but ALWAYS funny.

After having Mexican food, BP had a major snapper queef at the house.

by H-bone 10 May 19, 2022