Pigeon

Our benevolent feathered overlords, deserving of respect and many saltines. At their forefront, King Earle Hansen, pigeon king of the universe.

Don't fear the pigeon

by PocketPigeon March 5, 2020

Pigeon

An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.

The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."

"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"

"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."

by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020

Pigeon Syndrome

To become or be a pigeon. Usually not real and especially popular in meme culture.

Friend 1: What were your lab results?
Friend 2: I have Pigeon Syndrome
Friend 1: Pigeon Syndrome?
Friend 2: *Pigeon Noises*

by not_editurr May 28, 2020

pigeon

a modified seagull that is a government spy

see that there, that’s a big fucking pigeon

by courtnaenae hinchie August 17, 2020

Pigeon

Best bird in the world

That’s is a great pigeons

by Kys little bitch September 28, 2020

Pigeonate

to purposely avoid or ignore or isolate yourself from someone, and if/when they approach you, act victim.

Romeo: Hey Tom, I think that girl over is there is pigeonating you!

Tom: What do you mean?! Pigeonate?!

Romeo: I mean, your ex-girlfriend is ignoring and will play victim if you approach her.

by I want to appear anonymous October 15, 2020

pigeoned

When you and another person are communicating in a thread, a third party jumps in a drops a load of shit into the thread and then disappears.

dude - last night I was having a great conversation with Trista on FB - some random chick popped in and PIGEONED our chat.

by pithhelmet October 20, 2020