pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

by Bamboomy May 28, 2010

push-pull

A long term relationship dynamic in which one member "pushes" the other other away if intimacy becomes too great or the relationship threatens to become "too serious", yet also "pulls" the pursuer back with signs of interest if the target begins to give up on pursuing the relationship. Typically this habit is the result of some one with a fear of commitment who craves the relationship yet is unwilling to give up the option of keeping all of their options open. Often a form of subtle indecisiveness, in this manner they can effectively stake a claim on the other member with their scent and keep them in relationship purgatory while still being able to jump on a better opportunity if one happens to come along.

I finally had to just break it off with her for good, she had been playing push-pull with me forever.

by Jesse_the_Thief September 14, 2011

pull out

A form of birth control practiced by idiot couples to prevent pregnancy. It is not at all effective because pre-ejaculate contains sperm. It also does not protect from STDs

What do you call people who use pull out method of birth control? Soon to be parents

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

pull an "ugly betty"

to bring a breath of fresh air and fresh style to Madison Ave.; to take Madison Ave. by storm, and thereby taking America (the country) by storm just like the televison show "Ugly Betty" is taking the ratings by storm. By taking TV ratings by storm, thereby influencing Madison Ave. by storm, thereby storming America.

It is so cool, and about time, to see someone like America (the actor) pull an "Ugly Betty" on Madison Ave.

by ana unum aka queen latrine December 13, 2008

pull an all-weekender

To stay awake all weekend long.

Although I didn't have a good reason, I decided to pull an all-weekender so I could finish the Blockbuster movies before they were due monday.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Pulled a Bob

To do something really averagely. Called pulling a Bob since Bob is such a common average name.

Tom- Whatcha get on the bio exam?
Rick- Oh, I Pulled a Bob on that one... got a C.

by Diksha Gupta May 3, 2008

pull a karl

When you sneak up on a group of people and say nothing and just smile when the group notices you.

"Dude, where the hell did you come from??"
"I was always here. I can pull a karl."

by ThEnz0 September 14, 2009