prostate pleaser

When a man shits a log so wide that it presses up against his prostate, evoking a sense of euphoria and potential light-headedness as it passes.

Brian had been so backed up for the past few days that he was afraid taking a shit would hurt, but to his surprise just the opposite happened, his shit that day turned out to be a prostate pleaser.

by 1337-F337-100P June 19, 2018

Prostible

adj.
Likely to include prostitution.

Hey man, do you think she would have sex with me? Yeah, it's prostible.

by Dissian December 8, 2018

prostate brothers

When two men share the same doctor. Doctor has performed a prostate exam on both men. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.

Hey! I just came back from the doctor. We're now prostate brothers.

by 92Merc April 13, 2019

prosticular

having prostitute ways but not one

whoah shes a prosticular girl.

by funtimesarefun April 16, 2019

Prostate Hen

A type of hen that just has a very veiny throbbing prostate that can call the cows from out of town. Also can be used to describe a tight gay man.

Omg that hen has some ass power, it must be a Prostate Hen!! Or. Damn this dudes a serious prostate hen!! Jesus!!

by Ethyl Barbiecrotch November 30, 2020

probstitute

Someone who's line of work involves dealing with too much probability & statistics stuff and absolutely abhors doing it for a living.

As a machine learning algorithm developer, I feel like a probstitute.

by S& December 3, 2021

Promstitute

A person who is paid to attend someone else’s prom.

Look at her, she brought a promstitute from NewCanaan!

by Peeb2 April 24, 2022