Someone who thinks about what they want to be (punk,goth,ghetto, etc.) They are called posers and they piss off the real goths, emos, ghetto, etc. You have to grow into something, not choose it.
by ~gothica~ September 26, 2006
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Teen 2: You're just an insecure asshole who has nothing better to do than put people down because you're scared of what will happen to you in the future.
Teen 1: What?
Teen 2: You're just an insecure asshole who has nothing better to do than put people down because you're scared of what will happen to you in the future.
Teen 1: What?
by Dylki Maloc July 7, 2008
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Paintball is a sport, in which players compete to eliminate opponents by hitting them with pellets containing paint (referred to as a paintball). Wiki
Online forums are discussion boards where people gather.
pbnation.com is the 14th largest forum on the internet and is dedicated to paintball, for example (pbnationdotcom)
A paintball poser is someone who owns some gear, has played before, looks forward to playing again...but whose forum time far exceeds his playing time.
They check the forums every day, post on them often, even the forums which are unrelated to them (unrelated even within their local paintball sphere). Yet, they never make it out to practice, or even attend recreational games.
They could be active on the forums every day, but only play paintball 2 or 3 times a year. When anyone asks in public they will say "yeah I'm a huge paintballer!" and show off their gun/equipment whenever someone visits.
Angers real paintballers who bleed sweat and cry on the field 2 - 3 days a week playing their hearts out. The real player comes home to see on the forums that they're being flamed or given advice by some paintball poser, overgrown mamas boy. The real player plays 20x the paintball the poser does, and the poser makes 20x the forum posts a real player does. Who's playing what sport exactly?
Meanwhile all cries of "just 1on1 me on the field then poser" are met with ignorance or escapism, as they really have very little prowess on the field at all.
Online forums are discussion boards where people gather.
pbnation.com is the 14th largest forum on the internet and is dedicated to paintball, for example (pbnationdotcom)
A paintball poser is someone who owns some gear, has played before, looks forward to playing again...but whose forum time far exceeds his playing time.
They check the forums every day, post on them often, even the forums which are unrelated to them (unrelated even within their local paintball sphere). Yet, they never make it out to practice, or even attend recreational games.
They could be active on the forums every day, but only play paintball 2 or 3 times a year. When anyone asks in public they will say "yeah I'm a huge paintballer!" and show off their gun/equipment whenever someone visits.
Angers real paintballers who bleed sweat and cry on the field 2 - 3 days a week playing their hearts out. The real player comes home to see on the forums that they're being flamed or given advice by some paintball poser, overgrown mamas boy. The real player plays 20x the paintball the poser does, and the poser makes 20x the forum posts a real player does. Who's playing what sport exactly?
Meanwhile all cries of "just 1on1 me on the field then poser" are met with ignorance or escapism, as they really have very little prowess on the field at all.
Daniel: Man I can't believe I got hatered on on the forums...
Ray Tyler: Yeah that was uncalled for
Daniel: I can't stand hypocritical assholes who think they know what's better for me, but couldn't play the game to save their life.
Ray Tyler: Their forum posers don't let it get to ya...
Daniel: Their not just forum posers, their paintball posers!
Ray Tyler: Yeah that was uncalled for
Daniel: I can't stand hypocritical assholes who think they know what's better for me, but couldn't play the game to save their life.
Ray Tyler: Their forum posers don't let it get to ya...
Daniel: Their not just forum posers, their paintball posers!
by The Immaculate Giesbrecht December 19, 2009
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imagine there is a 3 1/2 to 4 foot midget sitting at the local hindu temple,(imagine your hindu please! be open minded, it can be quite fun, sometimes we celebrate christmas) sat there huge teeth, hair in huge flick, sat in a slipknot hood going
"Oh, year Galaxy 105 is well phat, Akon is ace! i heard slipknot on it yesterday!"
imagine there is a 3 1/2 to 4 foot midget sitting at the local hindu temple,(imagine your hindu please! be open minded, it can be quite fun, sometimes we celebrate christmas) sat there huge teeth, hair in huge flick, sat in a slipknot hood going
"Oh, year Galaxy 105 is well phat, Akon is ace! i heard slipknot on it yesterday!"
by Tesh July 16, 2008
Get the POSER mug.a poser is a person who dresses a certain style,listen to a certain genre just to fit in with a crowd when they are the complete opposite. A poser is also a person who labels themselves and other people. A poser is also a person does something just to impress a certain person or certain crowd.One who isnt true to themselves. Fake peoplee
dude1:yoo Im like so freakin eno
Dude2: wtf, do you even know what emo is
Dude1:yeah its a ummmmmmmmmm (idk)
Dude2:omg you're so fuckin stupid...emo is a freakin genre you dumbass
Dude1: whatever i think its super cool..i like the music
Dude2: ok name one band thats emo
Dude1:umm (dead silence)
Dude2:my goodness, ur such a poser
Dude2: wtf, do you even know what emo is
Dude1:yeah its a ummmmmmmmmm (idk)
Dude2:omg you're so fuckin stupid...emo is a freakin genre you dumbass
Dude1: whatever i think its super cool..i like the music
Dude2: ok name one band thats emo
Dude1:umm (dead silence)
Dude2:my goodness, ur such a poser
by the world sucks February 25, 2009
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Keith performed the proper valet on Pete's truck. The truck has never been the same and Andy is very pissed off
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