president poland

The man who invented Poland, Andrzej Poh Laand

"I, Andrzej Poh Land, claim this land as POLAND!" - President Poland

by Beanicus January 28, 2024

President Kermit

The president that america needs

Voter: Are you voting president kermit 2024?
other voter: no
Voter: get away from me you unyassified not slay queen

by myicons:kermitbaddiegrubibble January 31, 2024

President Snow

Admit it! We were all crying out loud when he died, main antagonist Katniss decides to execute him!!! (Dun dun dun!!!!) Even though the hunger games were the reason why everyone died, President snow is such a good person in fact, that the creators of the hunger games didn't have the guts to tell everyone HOW he died

Hello! I am president Snow

by Not zombie February 7, 2024

President of the United States

The highest-ranking politician in the United States, able to veto congressional legislation and sign executive orders. Despite often being considered the most powerful man in the world, the job actually requires relatively little technical skill to perform since a President can rely on their administration to formulate policy and write executive orders, speeches, statements etc. This is demonstrated by the fact that most of the recent Presidents at the time of writing have either been senile or dangerously stupid.

“The President of the United States” is a phrase that Americans like to say with relish.

“And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?” ~The President of the United States

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

President Birds

A group of two or more birds that are trapped in the same set of plastic six-pack rings found on soda cans, causing them to need to act together to function. Similar to a rat king.

"Terry, did you just see those President Birds? There was a cardinal, a blue jay, and a pigeon!"

by Zombeans March 22, 2024

president of iran

the president of iran is no more. he is gone. he got 200 pumped and the israelis and americans and saudis are currently hitting the griddy on him (and irans civilians)

“bro the president of iran got bodied hard last night”
“haha bozo”

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Pediment

The breakage in the intelligence level. as a person’s mental state starts to decline in a downward slope.

“Nah man, i think your brain is pediment”
“You’re seriously acting pedimentary”
“Are you pediment?”
“I’ve never seen a person this pediment before”

by Knowledgeiskey09 December 4, 2024