hardcore fan poser 

One of the worst kinds of posers. These people pose as hardcore fans for bands, usually to look sophisticated or unique, or cool. But don't actually like the music for the sound, only for how they think it makes them look. Hardcore fan posers usually do memorize songs of the band, just so that they can look like real fans. Hardcore fan posers insult people when they say another band is higher in a certain field then that band. It is because they like the label of the band and it insults them to see the band they feel sophisticated/cool/etc listening to, being insulted. When someone says that one member of one band is better than a member of the band they are posing as a hardcore fan of, they will just retaliate by saying that the band they pose as a hardcore fan of is better, even though the other person didn't necessarily say that.

person: The Mars Volta is more experimental than Pink Floyd.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT THE FUCK UP! PINK FLOYD IS A BETTER BAND THAN THAT BAND! THE MARS VOLTA SUCKS!

person: Stfu, I like Pink Floyd, you're such a hardcore fan poser. I didn't say they were better, now just listen to The Mars Volta and face the fact that they are more experimental.

hardcorefanposer: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GAY!

person: Do you even know how Pink Floyd got their name?

hardcorefanposer: They thought it up randomly.

person: uh no, they took the first names of two blues artists: Pink Anderson, and Floyd Council.

hardcore fan poser by joe725 March 27, 2007

ghetto poser 

A person of any race who is under the influence of modern rappers who rap about the streets. As a result the person thinks they are from the ghetto cause they find out that there is crime where they live.

ghetto poser: I'm from the ghetto! My neighbor got hit in the eye with a baseball!
normal person: No no no, you're thinking a facility for dillusional people.

ghetto poser by Joe725 March 12, 2007

scene poser

they copy scene kids, and try to act like them, and dress like them all of a sudden.
they go on google, urban dictionary, or wherever to find out on how to be scene and end up failing miserably. they do it because they think its "cool." because they want to be "in" the group. you can't expect someone not to call you a poser when you come up to school the next day changed completely. true scene kids do not admit they are scene and they usually keep to themselves about it. posers tell everyone they're scene because they want people to see them as scene. for example, you go to the mall and look at a hello kitty shirt. if you say, " oh i like that shirt because it looks scene." your a poser. your trying so hard to be a scene. scene posers get fake lip piercings, they pretend to obssess over metal/death/screamo bands. they are ones who decide suddenly that they are truely scene when they were a preppy girly girl the day before. they are people who act like a scene, when they are truely really far from it.

scene poser: heyy baby. your so fucken rad(:
and i swear i saw this guy. he was the sex. hella ubber cute too.
rawrr, hellokitty.

normal girl: where the fuck are you getting all this wierd slang language from all of a sudden?

scene poser: oh, i went to youtube, google, urbandictionary and all these other places and im totally scene now. its so me. now im so much better then you.

normal girl: wtf, go get a life. learn to be original, and stop being a poser. your so damn dumb.

-blocks-

scene poser by janiceeee September 22, 2009

guitar hero poser 

Someone who thinks that because they are good at the video game Guitar Hero,they have a shred of talent with an actual guitar. They are usually mistaken.

Joey: Guys, we should jam this weekend. I just did Bark at the Moon on hard!

Lucas: Quit fagging up our oxygen with your n00bishness and idiocy, you guitar hero poser.

guitar hero poser by Jakelikescake July 3, 2007

DeadBeat Poser 

A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....

A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.

DeadBeat Poser by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011

scene poser

someone who suddenly dresses like a scene person (badly) probably dye their hair and pretend to listen to music scene kids do.
usually add all of the famous myspace whores to make themselves feel like myspace royalty
change from one style that is completely different from scene just to try and fit in with scene kids
does things because they think its the "scene" thing to do

scene poser chick: hey guess what? i have 500 friends on myspace and im a vegan and i bought an afi shirt!! and tomorrow im dying my hair black!
real deal: thats nice poser skank go back to being a prep now, thanks

scene poser by hurricane kelsee February 18, 2007

surfer poser 

Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.

If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.

surfer poser by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006