Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

poophole loophole

when ur ass is enlarged by a penis.

your parents should have used the poophole loophole.

by ChipAHoe September 20, 2016

Porkhammer

Making a lagre hammer out of Pork related meats.

A sausage link handle with a baked ham for the head of the hammer.

P-P-P PORKHAMMER!

by Guy W. August 2, 2009

porch dick

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

by Alan Filter March 8, 2015

Front Porch

Massive Cocaine habit

I once had a front porch.

by Gonzob December 5, 2003

Porch Time

The act of hanging out with friends and family on the porch of your house on a warm summer night while drinking 40 oz beverages, smoking blunts, and cranking hip hop music on the boom box.

"Yo, me and my homeboys put in some serious porch time last night. We was porchin til 3am."

by chiefridr February 25, 2009

Porch Potato

1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.

also:

2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.

OR:

Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?

by RaNdOmguurl October 29, 2010