Piss on the poor

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j

An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”

by anonymous October 3, 2024

Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Poor unfortunate souls

Term used to describe unlucky people who are in pain and need of assistance due to an issue eating away at them.
They come flocking to anyone willing and able to help them, no matter past reputation, and without checking for ulterior motives.
See also: Cryto Bro, MLM, Alternative Medicine

"Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad, so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells Ursula, please!"
And I help them
Yes I do!

by MrDrEdward April 13, 2024

project poor

a: a state of unwealth caused by working on too many projects at once
b: a state of being unable to build wealth due to excessive projects

"I can't go to the movies this weekend. I'm project poor."

"I've got at least half a dozen projects going at once. You might say I'm project poor."

"He'd be rich... if he wasn't project poor."

by B.K.B August 16, 2018

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

poor man's drink

To go around the bar and poor all the leftover drinks into one cup, a deadly cocktail.

"I saw that homless guy in the bar last week, he mixed himself a poor man's drink"

by spazwcr July 7, 2020

John Poore

King Nasty. King to Queen Nasty. Father of Princess and Prince Nasty. Accompanied by The Duke of Nasty and the Duchess of Nasty.

Bend the knee. Bow before your king.

Peasant: “It’s John Poore!”
Townfolk of Nasty: “ALL HAIL KING NASTY!” 👌🏼
John Poore: “……Corner.”

by pixidust June 8, 2025