poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

Columbia Poor

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment

My family makes 70 thousand a year but we are still Columbia poor

by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023

Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.

Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.

by Egg with tail November 1, 2017

poor plumber

A total cunt

Adam is a poor plumber

by Arthur12234 March 26, 2017

Poor Pusa Bading

It refers to sad or sick cat.

Poor Pusa Bading, have pity.

by PandaCute1989 July 31, 2024