Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

pete web

pete web hahhaha mario web hahahhaa

haha pete web

by Raexer May 21, 2021

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

pete zapepsi

What you say in place of saying Pizza and Pepsi

Yo Evola....i was thinking about ordering some more Pete Zapepsi?

by Ringo Slang July 13, 2014

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 19, 2019

Pete

Boy is sexy with great ass, great smile, great intelligence, and big penis.

The perfect gentlemen with hints of wildness.

If you date a Pete you are dating the best.

May we all aim to be as great.

I wanna be like Pete

by John Wickson November 22, 2021

No Pussy Pete

The type of people who play casual or less serious modes on multiplayer video games like if they don't win every game their family will get beheaded. The idea being that they play like they never gotten any pussy.

"Hey man the NPP's sure are out in full force tonight on league of legends"
"NPP?"
"No Pussy Pete. You know. The tryhard losers"

by LinkmaBOI May 10, 2023