Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders
Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?
Person: Begone Aunt Patty!
Person: Begone Aunt Patty!
by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022

by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016

one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
by mollygail468 January 6, 2018
