Patchouli

A perfume from the 70's and 80's that cover up the smell of drugs on them.

Dude can I borrow some of your patchouli,please my mom will kill me!!!!!!

by xXDONALDTRUMPXx June 28, 2016

Patched

To be severely beaten by means of a patch-bay

Yo that MC was talkin shit to his producer and his producer patched him real quick-like for running his mouth...

by Hurt Reynolds: The Main MotherFucker April 20, 2007

Patchoulian

Hippy wannabe marinated in Patchouli to mask the scent of pot smoking and disdain of hygiene. Often seen at vegan festivals, any protests and incense stores. Wears Birkenstocks and work socks in the coldest winter months.
Often interchangeable with Waspafarian.

That Patchoulian just tried to sell me a poem!

by longrider700 January 10, 2015

maddox patch

A patch of hair on the head which is missed / remaining after attempting to shave the head completely bald....resembling an early hair-do of the young Maddox Jolie-Pitt.

My husband tried to shave his head completely bald with his razor, but he had a bit of a maddox patch remaining on top of his head.

by operagrl February 22, 2010

Strawberry patch

Having group sex with multiple strawberry blondes.

Hey baby can we take a trip to the strawberry patch tonight?

by the cook July 9, 2012

Sour patch

Someone who's wishy washy.

Your such a sour patch one second your hot and then cold

by Lilly Nice February 9, 2018

trinidad mushroom patch

A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack

Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?

by Tf dawg July 12, 2017