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parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.
If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...
by adventureboy April 19, 2009
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Bi Panic

When a straight person is scared they’re bi Bc they think someone of the same sex is attractive. Sometimes they turn out to be bi sometimes they’re just confused for a second.
Girl: “Mackenzie Foy sends me into bi panic she’s so so pretty”
Guy: “Ahaha Robert Pattinson send me into bi panic”
Girl: “oh he is too fine”
by pixiestixs December 12, 2020
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Panic! at the disco

The mystery of what Brandon Urie is panicking at discos about is somewhat of a mystery, some possible answers are:
1 There is some sort of fire (be it a grease fire or otherwise) is running rampantly through the alleged disco,
2 Brandon has a severe case of monophobia, and since no one has listened to disco music since a certain Steve Dahl's Disco Demolition at the White Sox stadium
3 Urie had a very high fever once at a disco, he was sweating tremendously and it wouldn't break, thus panic ensued.
4 He heard his own music in a disco
Do I really need to include an example? Oh, crap it has to include the term Panic! At The Disco
by Fwiend December 10, 2006
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panic! at the shitsco

no, there playing that damn song from panic! at the shitsco AGAIN how many times can i hear "closing a goddamn door:
by JoJOO March 20, 2007
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Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina
She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.
by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012
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rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.
I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad
by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014
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parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.
Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.
by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010
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