Payton

A texas realtor who drives a Jeep, works out a lot and only eats vegan food.

You’re such a Payton

by Las Colinas Suburbs August 25, 2022

payton hornkohl

a half slave

person 1: “man i miss when we had those payton hornkohls around”

perosn 2: “nah i wish we had those jasmine valentines”
person 3:”nah yall r so wrong i wish we had those zoe crawleys”

by poopshole September 2, 2022

Paxton

Hood rich. Gets all the baddies.

Paxton is soo hood rich.

by Hood master September 5, 2022

Pansonite

A disease that makes you uncontrollably buy awful ""VR"" headsets from Amazon.

I think I have caught pansonite.

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2022

Paxton

Paxton is like cocaine. You are attracted to him even though you don’t know why you originally came to him. You can’t seem to get enough of his crackhead energy. But somehow he’s still the sexiest motherfucker on Earth. And just like cocaine, he will make you go bankrupt.

I can’t believe that you’re still hooked on Paxton, he must be something special. Too bad I am missing out on him.

by NatchieWatchie3000 October 5, 2022

Pantomime

A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.

A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.

Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night

Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?

Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz

Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed

Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.

Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder

Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster

Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart

Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.

Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta

Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime

Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way

Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick

Guy 2: alright cum’ere you

Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?

by GrDen October 18, 2022

Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022