To go to various different parties in different parts of town, or basically party all night long.
The expression "paint the town red" has NOTHING to do with a girl on her period leaving spots of blood all over the town. (Where do people get this shit?)
The expression "paint the town red" has NOTHING to do with a girl on her period leaving spots of blood all over the town. (Where do people get this shit?)
Guy 1: "I'm bored as hell. I heard Jake invited a bunch of hot chicks to his party tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Let's go paint the town red, man."
Guy 2: "Yeah. Let's go paint the town red, man."
by PaintTheTownRed? July 13, 2010
To shoot come onto a vagina.
To paint her pussy with your come.
To ejaculate on a slim fine girl.
Note: Trim is slang for pussy.
To paint her pussy with your come.
To ejaculate on a slim fine girl.
Note: Trim is slang for pussy.
" She looks horney, I think I just might get to paint some trim tonight"
" Man, I painted some trim last night."
She's so freaking hot, I'd love to take her home and paint her trim for her.
"They call me the Handyman, My specialty is painting trim."
" Man, I painted some trim last night."
She's so freaking hot, I'd love to take her home and paint her trim for her.
"They call me the Handyman, My specialty is painting trim."
by dj donkey May 12, 2012
A special type of body painting exercise during which a man covers a female in a vanilla colored fluid generally from the penis
McKay: That bitch's tan is so fake.
Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.
McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.
Nathan: She will be so thankful.
Nathan: Dude you best lighten it up for her then.
McKay: Good call, I'll give her a Vanilla Paint Job.
Nathan: She will be so thankful.
by m&ndoinwork December 01, 2009
by cockswing March 25, 2022
The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"
I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.
by Roofus Wainwright May 26, 2007
The act of one defecating rapidly into a toilet so as to create a splattering effect. A common result of irritable bowel syndrome.
After an eight hour car ride, I had to poop so bad that I Spanish paint jobbed that rest stop toilet!
by Mcbuggins June 13, 2011
by NY Tripod April 23, 2011