poleese

poleese

A cool way of typing "police".

Brad: So why weren't you at my party yesterday?

Joe: Yo dude, I was on my, like, way and then the poleese like, totally stopped me.

by haiyyu June 4, 2012

on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 10, 2006

San Francisco Pole Dance

When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).

Your Dad stopped by before the party and we had just enough time for a San Francisco Pole Dance.

by punchtheclown February 7, 2009

Barber Pole

When a heterosexual couple are having sexual intercourse, with the woman, who is menstuating, is riding on top, and the man ejaculates. After a moment she dismounts and the combination of blood and semen mixed on the erect penis simulates a barber pole.

Last night I was so fucking horny, I couldn't care the old lady was on the rag, so when I blew my load into her she got off and I had a barber pole.

by Harry Paratesties September 20, 2006

North Pole

Referencing a lawsuit concerning Bernard Madoff and allegations of cocaine trafficking, the term 'North Pole' applies to a place where there is abundant cocaine use. This draws attention to the similarities between cocaine and snow and references the fact that the north pole is, obviously, quite a snowy place.

"Hey, man, can I score some blow?"
"Of course! You know it's the North Pole up in this bitch!"

by BizzleforShizzle October 22, 2009

New Jersey Pole Skunk

When a woman throws up on your cock during a blowjob. So called because of the well known fact that New Jersey is worst smelling state in the US.

"That chick was so wasted she did a New Jersey Pole Skunk on my junk!"

by SrslyYouGuys October 23, 2009

pole hoe

The stripper that refuses to give lap dances, or dance in front of you. Instead, she dances on the pole, and watches you out of the corner of her eye.

Damn, I want a lappie from that one exotic dancer, but she's not coming over here. She's such a pole hoe.

by Martin Goya April 19, 2006