Chocolate Pot

When your partner takes a turd in your bellybutton then flattens it down to a smooth finish (Remove excess if necessary).

Last night my man gave me a nice warm chocolate pot, it was very filling.

by EJ charizard69 April 25, 2021

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

piss pot

to piss into a bottle of something and give it to someone you hate.

that fuck head skulled that piss pot like it coke

by Savage_Goats_FC March 20, 2019

The Boiling Pot

When you hold a source of heat preferably a lighter underneath your ballsack so your semen heats up

My cum burned her mouth because I performed The Boiling Pot

by Anal7232 November 17, 2021

nigger pot

When a nigger gives you a pot

Hey, thanks for the nigger pot!

by Skillotrix July 22, 2018

shlosh pot

sket that gets juiced on the regs

"oi shlosh pot, want a drink?"

by leo4mini February 16, 2010

Pot Blocked

When you head to your favorite bathroom stall, only to find it in use by someone else.

When my morning coffee hit, I ran to my favorite bathroom stall, only to find myself pot blocked by some asshole.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman March 3, 2019