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Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1
I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?
Zoomer Pokemon by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler
“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémontonight
Golden Pokémon by Fart noises August 25, 2025

AI Pokémon National Geographic

I fucking LOVE this.
Hym "I ABSOLUTELY LOVE AI Pokémon National Geographic. I mean LOVE. It's great. There was one featuring the doodling Jigglypuff from the show and it gives the character a very satisfying pay off. Which I don't remember whether or not that was included IN the actual show but still. Very satisfying. The collisions and interactions between characters are getting better as well. I could probably figure out a way to expedite the process of it getting better as well because I know exactly what the problem is... Still. Fantastic. A great use of the AI. I approve."

It's a Pokèmon

A practical joke

Used when one doesn't know what a sexual or rude word/saying means. Used to make your friends believe that one word is indeed a pokèmon and ends up saying it another person and makes themselves look like a fool.
"Hey Seb"
"Yeah"
"Do you know what a dildo is?"
"no"
"seriously"
"tell me"
"are you sure you wanna know"
"yeah"
"ok then, ummm, it's a Pokèmon"

"Hey Charis what's a Dildo"

"Its a thing girl uses"
"my friend said it was a pokèmon"

Hey Jai whats a dildo, it's a pokemon.

Going full Pokemon

When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud
Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"

Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."

Red The Pokemon Trainer 

1. A really bad trainer who lost his championship after defeating his rival Blue.
Seriously, he is a stupid person, much like Red the Pokemon Trainer!