Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.

Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.

by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

Straight Cheddar

A home-cooked meal that is made with love that everybody enjoys and wants seconds and thirds because the person who made it really put their foot in it

"Yo, that macaroni salad was straight cheddar G."

by Miso19888 July 1, 2021

straight reppin’

When you’re not hiding who you are, keeping it real and representing your hood like a true homie.

Damn, you see that fire muthafucka with the 805 hat? He’s straight Reppin’!

by armerlinsea August 16, 2021

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021