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take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.
I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
mugGet the take the badguy around the cornermug.

Corner merchant

An individual who despises interacting with those at a particular function or party; one who will be at the corner (the outskirts or on the outside) at the party who will be unlikely to interact with women in particular. This individual despises being at the forefront, and will actively avoid any scenario that will cause him to retreat from the corner of safety in which his interaction with 1 or 2 of his similarly awkward friends would be voided and he his forces to talk to women he does not know. This phenomenon can be found in low tier fraternities at various United States Fraternities. This individual will fail to find a girl interest in him unless force fed at least a minimum of 8 shots and instructed to interact with women
Yo, that guy is being a huge corner merchant bro. He hasn’t talked to a chick in at least a semester.
by Rattler31 December 14, 2023
mugGet the Corner merchantmug.

piss in the corner

teacher wont let you out to piss so you piss in the corner
student: "can i take a piss"
teacher: "no bitch"
student: "ill piss in the corner then"

student: *pisses in the corner*
by anonymous March 11, 2024
mugGet the piss in the cornermug.

Stuffie Corner

by Double Nice December 25, 2019
mugGet the Stuffie Cornermug.

shops around the corner

by Ermine Street November 24, 2022
mugGet the shops around the cornermug.
.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
mugGet the .9.Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.mug.

corner tank

An area in a prison with a section that is "around the corner," in other words a section that guards can't always see. This makes it more dangerous than a regular prison area.
"Please lord don't let them throw me in a corner tank!"
by EnourmousGlutes July 22, 2016
mugGet the corner tankmug.

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