Not to salt my own baguette or anything but i just shoved three eggs in my ass without breaking them.
by Faguette ;) November 01, 2020
Convincing a woman who is too good for you that she is not good enough for you. Making her jump through hoops when she has better offers on the table.
I plan to tell her to come over and talk to me some time if she is interested. She will chase her own tail for 20 minutes before some rich guy might send her a couple of martinis.
by cuteschoolgirl May 20, 2010
by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 05, 2021
find your own man
by unicorn1235664 November 02, 2019
Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.
by bakonbits September 22, 2010
Manager: Team, I'm sorry to inform you that you're being laid off. The company will be terminating your employment in the next few weeks. This is Prassad, one of your half price replacement from Bangalore, India. He was contracted from Infosys because of the big shortage of technology workers in America.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
Small problem though, he doesn't actually have any technology skills or speak English. So we need you to train him to do your job. We're asking you to dig your own grave if you want a severance check.
by dopexile November 07, 2018
Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?
by backoftheface October 16, 2010