Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)

"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"

by Couch Dent September 25, 2009

Soft couch

Really shitty, unpleasant.

OMG that exam was totally soft couch >:(

by Declan Palmer October 17, 2008

Sun Valley Couch

N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.

Did you hear Bob's wife left him?

Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.

by Rear Admiral Pisstroff July 13, 2011

brave little couch

a girl who has the name sofia, and has been tormented by bullies with the nickname Sofa for years. This nickname then transformed into "brave little couch", aptly named for her bravado and diminutive stature.

It's alright brave little couch, we are on our way to nanna's house and everything is going to be just peachy.

by skb0116 February 5, 2009

Reverse Couch Maneuver

The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone

Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."

by The Bury March 3, 2015

couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013

Norwegian couch hippo

The Norwegian couch hippo or better known as a pibbles. Lives and breathes on your couch, they steal your blankets a may pibble nibble on them, they will cuddle you and take your warmth and lick so much that they start to take your nutrients. There is no way to get rid of them, you only end up getting morw and becoming infested.

The Norwegian couch hippo his a great cuddle buddy, when it is time to watch a movie on the couch

by Shipwrecked April 23, 2022