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Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.
"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."
by Mobiug May 18, 2010
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jimmydean nipple

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.
Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples
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lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.
"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*
by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010
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Cheesy nipples

Named after a steam user, a cheesy nipples is done when you get a 0-0-15 KAD ratio in casual against non smurfing/hacking silvers on Counter Strike Global Offensive.
I'm going 0-15 man, shit, I'm doing a cheesy nipples.
by DaQueensCorgi November 26, 2016
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nipple envy

What a woman suffers upon seeing another woman's nipple erection if she has not completed her post-mastectomy breast reconstruction.
Karen was overcome by nipple envy when she saw Claire's reaction to the chill of the air conditioner.
by dlkfdkfioi October 1, 2009
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nipple gay

1. You know it's gay, when they're attracted to other nipples. So in theory, if you rub your nips against each other and they feel good, they're gay.

2. We seperate nipples from our own body, they have a own mind and personality. A own sexuality. They are gay and we take pride in it.
1. "Dude, I think our nipples are gay."

"Yeah, I think we are nipple gay now."

2. "I'm a nipple gay. That's my sexuality."
by A N T I January 23, 2021
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nipple muncher

One who chews and or nibbles on a nipple during fore play!
Mmmmm..... this shit is very tasty you nipple muncher!!
by Sprman24 February 14, 2017
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