Napplezism

A cross between the words "Apple" and "Nazism", the word "Napplezism" refers to a growing breed of Apple product consumers who believe that Apple products are the superior race in the high-tech luxury goods market. "Napplezis" can be distinguished from normal Apple consumers by their absolute commitment to Apple, their worship of Steve Jobs and their refusal to consider any other brand of tablet, phone, music player or computer despite any problems the Apple version may have.

Acer's Transformer Pad is a sorely underrated tablet, despite its many positive features. It is suspected Napplezism may have played a part in its downfall, with Napplezis helping to spread propaganda so that consumers tended to buy Ipads instead of other viable alternatives. We can only hope this is not the beginning of the Final Solution.

by Gregory VIII August 20, 2013

nappartunity

An out-of-blue chance to take a refreshing nap

A whole row of seats was empty on the flight to Milwauke. What a great nappartunity!

by manton12 January 5, 2014

Nappetite

A routine maintained by going to sleep at a consistent time each night. Tends to be especially hard to maintain on a long break of any kind.

Mom: James, you have to start going to bed earlier, okay? School is about to start again.

James: But mom!

Mom: No buts! You'll ruin your nappetite!

by Go1ng Commando January 6, 2014

Nappytabs

A weird urban store where hipster dancers can get harem pants and think they're "cool"

Dude: Did you see Nappytabs is having a 25% off sale?

Hipster Wanna Be: Yea man! I totally got their new "Beast" snapback.

by NeonCandle October 11, 2014

nappy cake

Black pussy.

I don't wann go down on no nappy cake!

by wallykoks January 1, 2016

Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

Nappening

When napping is imminently going to happen.

I see its raining outside all day and I'm hungover. Definitely nappening type of day! (I know one could say "napping", but fuck that...).

#napping

by Addilast June 8, 2016