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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
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Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015
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Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior
My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!
by Aiolos May 21, 2024
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Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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#bageling

The act of placing bagels sporadically throughout a neighbourhood
Me and Miller went #bageling on Monday

That guy got #bageled!
by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025
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Bagelled

Losing a game without scoring a single point
"Remember when Jon's team got bagelled at sectionals?"
by Saucy33 May 28, 2018
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Bagel

Bagel is a Noob who won't play gartic phone with the goobers
by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023
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