When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018

"I pulled a chick last night Tom"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior
by Aiolos May 21, 2024

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

by Dr Bagel April 11, 2025

by Saucy33 May 28, 2018

by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023
